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Blog love for Vermin Supreme

2004 and 2008 Presidential Candidate Vermin Supreme:



Yes, that is a boot on his head. What other candidate has a boot on his head?

His blog (it's a Wordpress) and here's where he posts four Tea Party videos, encouraging readers to play all four videos at the same time "for the full Tea Party experience."

Roided Out Rambo Jesus

(click on image to go to source and see close-up picture of First Blood-style Jesus' massive, rippling pectorals. i'm guessing he dropped his uzi's because he ran out of ammo and now has to kill motherfuckers with his bare hands)

Judge Judy at Half Speed

Everyone looks and sounds shitfaced!

The jackass who made it doesn't want it embedded for some reason, so you'll have to follow the youtube link to see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGdUMpusCtc&feature=player_embedded

Philip Johnson left an indelible mark on EVERYTHING

Once again, only the cream of a dismal crop

Winner

No Link, just shutting down blogs, & transferring the good stuff over here

Favorite

Don't Watch This

(via the daily wh.at)

If you ever wanted to know how to do the "Country" running man, this video's for you.

It's simple, take any good dance move, turn it into a line dance for uncoordinated folk.

Dream Green

I want to make this kids dream a reality.

Natural Hyfee

Tripenis

Tripenis, originally uploaded by briancolella.

So, Korea pretends to be all prim and proper but then you go to a random folk village in the middle of nowhere and before you know it you're standing in a field of penises.

Tasty

FCK BTCHES, GET MONEY

Good to Know

If a two certain gaps in facial hair don't grow in soon, I'll have to abandon this endeavor, merely because I don't want to come off as "Dangerous"

this song, in any medium causes me to act like I'm on ecstasy

also, I'd like these guys to play the Old Town School of Folk Music some time next year.

Tacky

it all looks so... tacky



But Rich and I were geeking over these:

Lessons Learned

All up in yo 8 bit-ness

PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN.
envoyé par onemoreprod. - Futurs lauréats du Sundance.

this animation is truly imaginative, surreal, and culturally referential

I LOOOVE it

Hi my name is Betty...Welcome to Salerno's

like most of the Cicero residents she robbed while their "president"

Betty Loren-Maltese will be working for Oak Parkers.

I just hope she continues to wear the obnoxiously large glasses

Ununseptium

In honor of the possible discovery of yet another element...MR. Tom LEHRER!

yes, I know I'm a nerd

The pavement was his enemy

Scarface... Bugsy Malone style

Someone's getting fired for being an irresponsible white person

WTF!

via nickholmes

Who's Gmapping the freeway?

Kimba vs Simba

Healthy Food RIP

Sky Full of Bacon 14: The Last Days of Kugelis from Michael Gebert on Vimeo.

I mourned my not arriving in Chicago until a few days after the final meal served, back in December. I would've rescheduled my trip if I had known of it's closing earlier than a week before.

My dad is part Lithuanian, so I've gone here often, usually before a Sox game, or when my grandmother was in town.
(Imagine the waitress, only from Philadelphia, and not needing prodding to uncover her feelings)

Sign me up for a Super Breakfast of Champions in the sky.

the blog this is from probably would not be of good use for Zay

Secret ingredient

I'm coming for that ass

WANT

this to happen sooner!

Trailer

Peanut Butter Jellotime!

Oh what we choose to spend our bytes on.

Wanna Know More About Dr. Pepper Than Anyone Should?

source: bnpositive

From freenewyork.net/dpfaq.html:

"1.6 What's the connection between the JFK Assassination and Dr Pepper?

I tell you, I never in a million years expected this question to show up. I mean, I admit it's a pet theory of mine that almost everything in the United States has some sort of Kennedy Assassination connection to it, but after seeing this one I might have to remove the "almost" from the theory!

'Okay, smart guy, what is the connection?'

In the book, Conspiracy Of One (Fort Worth, Texas: The Summit Group, 1990), author Jim Moore presents a variety of reasons why he believes Lee Harvey Oswald was the sole assassin of U.S. President John F. Kennedy. One of those reasons is on page 53, detailing the period immediately after the assassination when Oswald was spotted in the lunchroom of the Texas School Book Depository:

Oswald...put a nickel in the soda machine and selected a Coca-Cola. It may be that this single action on Oswald's part holds the key to his guilt. Oswald habitually drank Dr Pepper. There can be only one realistic explanation for a miser like Oswald to fail to select his soft drink of choice--he was nervous. Three other possibilities exist, all unlikely:

1. Oswald really bought a Dr Pepper and every witness questioned recalled it as a Coca-Cola.
2. The soda machine was out of Dr Pepper.
3. The soda machine--a Coca-Cola product, malfunctioned in favor of its manufacturer.

Next to one of those sentences was a footnote, citing The Day Kennedy Was Shot (1968, Funk & Wagnalls; 1992 HarperPerennial) by Jim Bishop. Sure enough, on page 183 of Bishop's book, there is a less verbose description of the same event:

Oswald dropped a coin in the soda machine. He got a Coca-Cola. This was nervousness because he invariably drank Dr Pepper.

Who knew he wanted to be a Pepper, too?"

Run this Development

I'm sorry New York developers/politicians, but not only aren't you as well dressed as Mr. Carter. You also don't know how to make a ground breaking look casually gangsta

Wake up in the morning feeling like Liz Lemon

Everyone loves 30 Rock



...including sex offenders

Break it Up now!

play this at the club, especially from 1:30 on, mix it in and make me proud

The early bird gets no fame.

This guy predates trololol, yet proves a helpful lesson. If you try too hard, you won't become a meme nearly 1/2 a century later.

Sweet Cinderblocks

WANT

Europeans: the cool ones stayed put.

Frightening

Sent this to Willster and MB a while ago.
Thought sharing it with anyone else would just be mean.
You know, with the nightmares and all...




What changed my mind?

WANT

Only I would design for twice the width...

although this seems to just be a closet with an integrated roof access...

This probably isn't to code, or wouldn't be if it was actually a means of egress.

Poop. Sorry for the lack of clickability

You got the iTouch! You got the sleepin!

So how long before someone iTouch-es themselves or other inappropriately under these covers.

It's true

Why Charlie is my hero.
[D.Devito close second]

what's wrong with this picture (caption)?

You're probably gonna have to click on it.

Don't stop believin'

No Words

Nuit Blanche from Spy Films on Vimeo.

Wowza

Oldie, but goodie

Don't know why this has been rattling around in my brain, but it has, so I wanted to share it



The most disturbing anti-smoking ad I've ever seen, and the last comment on youtube is pretty great as well.

I think the whistling at the end is just plain haunting.

My childhood is back

Thanks to Ninja Pizza one of the most obscure things from my childhood has been uncovered from who knows where. Listening to this brings back memories of sweatpants, red rubber boots, and pissing the hell out of everyone by kazooing all over (although that didn't actually end with the end of my childhood). What could be better for a young boy than TMNT and kazoos? I don't know either. Check out Ninja Pizza for the full thing, or just check out the link below for a sample.

TURTLE Power

Thank you, internet.

Tom Selleck + Waterfall + Sandwich

Thank you, BoingBoing.

By the hammer of ZumTHOR

They didn't realize the architect was making a joke, even if they had, they wouldn't have laughed.

A blog specifically for me.

World Cup 2010 pt. 1

uhhhh...speechless I guess

I have no reason to hate Santa

One of my faves from his 7month run

Shut the door, have a seat

Coco is nomo

In honor of the great coco's passing; sorry in advance about the quality.

Part 1:

Siskel vs Ebert

Straight gunnin'

They had been crazy... since childhood

bonjour,
mon nom est Omnomnom



et j'ai un penchànt a memes

WANT

Only I'd like it in a Large

Can we do the late 80s / early 90s over again?

Also be sure to check out that awesome David Bowie.
Cameron, take notes.

So, in the spirit of the quick road down from classy fedora to assy performa, I'll introduce you to what Nick Holmes calls an "Amazing ninja!"

Note: He gets ten times more amazing when he turns around.

Whoops

Thanks Jake for classing it up around here.
Made it easier for me to post something like this

Buongiorno

I figured my first post should be all about style and class, the following video oozes both

The two tilts from Michael Alden on Vimeo.

First Person Tetris

Matt: http://firstpersontetris.com/#

me: oh my god

think i'm gonna be sick

Matt: isnt that great

me: that was the worst thing ever

Matt: best

This racism is killing me inside

Netflix queues by city/zip code.

Will it waffle?

My wish has been granted!

Mac & Coke

"My buddy's wife works at McDonald's HQ in greater Chicago. The reason fountain Coke at McD's tastes better than other forms is they refrigerate the concentrate from the time it's made until it's used. This preserves the flavor. It holds the flavor better and it stays until it's mixed with the "soda water" in the machine. Other forms of Coke are mixed months earlier and go relatively "stale" from the time of bottling to consumption."

Via Deadspin. Boobs if you click the link.

Brings me back...

2009 Darwin Awards

Runner Up:

(3 June 2009, North Carolina) Greensboro was innundated with four inches of pouring rain in two hours, stranding several cars on flooded roads. Rosanne T., 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store where she "possibly had a beer," according to her mother, before deciding to blunder home through the storm. She phoned home to say, "My moped has two rubber wheels, Mom, I'll be fine."

North Carolina does not require a license to own a moped.
Ms. T. had acquired hers two years previously after a DUI conviction.

The Highway Patrol had blocked off several roads that were inundated with water, including Rosanne's path home. But she rode right past the officer and the barriers, lost control of her vehicle, and fell into the swollen creek below. The officer retrieved rope from his vehicle and proceeded to haul her from the water.

He then interviewed the woman, probably inquiring about her motivation for speeding through a roadblock during a flash flood. When the officer returned to his patrol car to call for assistance, Rosanne took the opportunity to escape--by jumping back into the creek!

The officer attempted to rescue her again, but alas, it was too late.

The victim's mother speculated that her daughter's motivation for jumping into a flooded creek was to rescue her drowning moped. "She loved that thing."


Read the rest at Darwin Awards