You wouldn't think such a scrawny girl could do pushups...

I'm sorry. I should feed it, maybe?

At first, I thought someone dropped a bunch of flaming car tires onto the unsuspecting town below...

Mumbo & Jive Badass Fridays

Here at Mumbo & Jive, we like to highlight a total fucking badass for our readers each and every Friday. With much debate from our staff, we settled on Bayard Rustin for this week's badass:

"I love Jesus, it's just that his followers are a bunch of hideous fuckers" -Gandhi