...great...something else i've never done that everyone else apparently has...as if i'm not wierd enough already

“I hope it hasn’t damaged my eyes.”

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU GET A NORMAL FUCKING JOB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU FUCKING HIPPIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Any ideas for a soundtrack? Keep Rockin' Me Baby? Come on and Dance? Take the Money and Run? Jet Airliner?

I don't get a beer gut because I work out like 4 hours every day HIGH FIVE

...no fair, you cheated...

...quick game of pickup...

(do yourself a favour and turn down the volume...it's ridiculously loud)

Mumbo & Jive play on words alert: "Drunk and Boarish"

Campers told to lock up food and drink after feral pig goes on bender in Western Australia and ends up in altercation with cow

Oh shit...was that ghost sharp supposed to be a ghost natural?

Something is smoking...I'm pretty sure it's the guitar licks...