Shut the door, have a seat

Coco is nomo

In honor of the great coco's passing; sorry in advance about the quality.

Part 1:

Siskel vs Ebert

Straight gunnin'

They had been crazy... since childhood

bonjour,
mon nom est Omnomnom



et j'ai un penchànt a memes

WANT

Only I'd like it in a Large

Can we do the late 80s / early 90s over again?

Also be sure to check out that awesome David Bowie.
Cameron, take notes.

So, in the spirit of the quick road down from classy fedora to assy performa, I'll introduce you to what Nick Holmes calls an "Amazing ninja!"

Note: He gets ten times more amazing when he turns around.

Whoops

Thanks Jake for classing it up around here.
Made it easier for me to post something like this

Buongiorno

I figured my first post should be all about style and class, the following video oozes both

The two tilts from Michael Alden on Vimeo.

First Person Tetris

Matt: http://firstpersontetris.com/#

me: oh my god

think i'm gonna be sick

Matt: isnt that great

me: that was the worst thing ever

Matt: best

This racism is killing me inside

Netflix queues by city/zip code.

Will it waffle?

My wish has been granted!

Mac & Coke

"My buddy's wife works at McDonald's HQ in greater Chicago. The reason fountain Coke at McD's tastes better than other forms is they refrigerate the concentrate from the time it's made until it's used. This preserves the flavor. It holds the flavor better and it stays until it's mixed with the "soda water" in the machine. Other forms of Coke are mixed months earlier and go relatively "stale" from the time of bottling to consumption."

Via Deadspin. Boobs if you click the link.

Brings me back...

2009 Darwin Awards

Runner Up:

(3 June 2009, North Carolina) Greensboro was innundated with four inches of pouring rain in two hours, stranding several cars on flooded roads. Rosanne T., 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store where she "possibly had a beer," according to her mother, before deciding to blunder home through the storm. She phoned home to say, "My moped has two rubber wheels, Mom, I'll be fine."

North Carolina does not require a license to own a moped.
Ms. T. had acquired hers two years previously after a DUI conviction.

The Highway Patrol had blocked off several roads that were inundated with water, including Rosanne's path home. But she rode right past the officer and the barriers, lost control of her vehicle, and fell into the swollen creek below. The officer retrieved rope from his vehicle and proceeded to haul her from the water.

He then interviewed the woman, probably inquiring about her motivation for speeding through a roadblock during a flash flood. When the officer returned to his patrol car to call for assistance, Rosanne took the opportunity to escape--by jumping back into the creek!

The officer attempted to rescue her again, but alas, it was too late.

The victim's mother speculated that her daughter's motivation for jumping into a flooded creek was to rescue her drowning moped. "She loved that thing."


Read the rest at Darwin Awards