Mumbo & Jive end of 2012 countdown of the best posts from 2010

As 2012 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2010. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2010.

Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from January 14, 2010.

Editor's Note: Special recognition should be extended to the original poster, Zay, for grabbing a screen shot that fully captures his complete failure at life.

Matt: http://firstpersontetris.com/#

me: oh my god

think i'm gonna be sick

Matt: isnt that great

me: that was the worst thing ever

Matt: best

Mumbo & Jive end of 2012 countdown of the best posts from 2010

As 2012 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2010. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2010.

Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from March 29, 2010.

Mumbo & Jive celebrates its 100000000th post

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

With our last post, we finally reached the 256 mark. Warm congratulations is extended to the entire Mumbo & Jive family: our entire staff (Iz, Briz, Chriz, The Braun Man, Jake & Mr. Photogenic), our muse (William Peabody Raiford), our hundreds of lovers, and you, one of our thousands of readers.

Here is to the next 256 posts!

What is a Newton?

it's complicated

Ok, so this guy's arms represent the right and left atria, his legs the right and left ventricles of the heart. He first demonstrates what a normal heart beat lis like. Then, he demonstrates every type of dysfunction in heart beat rhythm, or "arrhythmia" an unfortunate human heart can experience. Hilarity ensues. Apparently, this is an extraordinarily difficult concept to grasp, and it is basically impossible to explain this in a book. Hence, educators have to resort to unorthodox means of teaching this to students. This is one of the best:

i has a bucket

Mumbo & Jive end of 2012 countdown of the best posts from 2010

As 2012 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2010. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2010.

Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from August 22, 2010.

So I'm back in the damn Buick/Got a splittin' frickin' headache so I pop a couple Bayers

Mumbo & Jive end of 2012 countdown of the best posts from 2010

As 2012 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2010. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2010.

Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from March 30, 2010.

Someone's getting fired for being an irresponsible white person

Did the zoo's pelicans, Hidalgo Pete, Signor Gomez, and Sanchez Hoolihoo, run away?

with this new website, what do we even need mb for?

Take me to another useless website!





(case in point)

eelslap.com

exactly what it sounds like

Mumbo & Jive end of 2012 countdown of the best posts from 2010

As 2012 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2010. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2010.

Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from December 15, 2010.

Hmmmm, the soundtrack to this video is pretty neat.

"...made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon..."

wanted for christmas: the legend of zelda spaghetti western poncho

Friends and lovers of Mumbo & Jive will remember when the trailer was posted.

now someone just needs to figure out how link walks around with 30 arrows and 50 fucking bombs in his shirt

...like the victim in some lesser-known Edgar Allan Poe story

This is actually not photoshopped

h/t c$

Mumbo & Jive Play on Words Alert: "Each year several hundred people fill the streets to witness the towering achievement"

Decades-long debate...finally resolved!

What an odd coincidence...the only words I know in Korean are "heeeeeeeeeeey, sexy lady"

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!!!

Tornadoes of fire!

film-maker

Hint of Lame

A schoolboy has stumbled across a rare piece of whale vomit that could be worth a staggering $40,000

Nothing Unusual Here

Man 1, Bank 0

Where you think you're going baby?!?!?!

In the comments, vote for which post is better...this one or DROP IT.

A mother bear and her three cubs broke into a Norwegian cabin this week, reportedly drinking more than 100 beers, eating all the food and even knocking over a wall.

Nilsen says paw prints on the cabin windows and bear excrement outside the dwelling leave little doubt they were responsible. And besides, your average criminals don't typically break down a wall when the front door will work just fine.

Not made up: Wild fox and boar help three kangaroos escape from zoo

You weren't imagining it; dogs really do "have to close their eyes to prevent damage from the extreme centrifugal forces"

Sorry, another post without a picture. The indignity of clicking on words.

What if the Legend of Zelda was a Spaghetti Western?

Bromine! Iodine! Lithium! Flourine! Boron!

...nothing unusual here...

...but then the batter, plate, and catcher are all scooped up and carried backward through the backstop as they disintegrate...

me start to really freak out...please someone call the girl scout

You: cookie showing
and
Me: hunger growing
Let's get skim milk flowing
WE'LL START THIS SNACK GOING BABY!

Mascot races never made SportsCenter before Sausagegate

Technical difficulties cause entire fireworks show to go off in under 15 seconds

Mumbo & Jive proudly reported on a similar occurrence last year.

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

String of bad luck: this link, dating from 2002, also doesn't have any images. Click on the words, I guess.

Who told you you could eat my cookies?!?!

“He never did,” Fong says. “I bought it myself.”

Yep, this page actually has zero pictures, so you're going to have to click on fucking words instead of a picture. What indignity.

However, since there is no picture, I'll give you a hint: it's about bowling.

Don't make me fuck you up

That looks like a comfortable ride

Yeah, his mom sewed them all

You win, Japan

Take note, Michael Cera

The police are so scary and it makes my diarrhea, which as you know is chronic, worse.

Celts deadlocked in nuclear war with Vikings, Americans

DROP IT

life...uh...finds a way

mmmmmmmmmm...synthesizer

The Laws of Physics

Running commuter rail is just mumbo and jive

Nothing Unusual Here

Just Checking In With Chris

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

I'm sorry...What did you say?

NEW: Hairpiece or Herpes?

Animal Difficulties Interlude: This Ferret Just Wants to Eat His Fucking Lunch Where Nobody is Fucking Videotaping Him

Filed under "probably happened"

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

Is this a Taliban militant or a jam band fan?

Much easier than the Gingrich Quiz--I got 63%!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

...the maple kind, yeah...

Animal Difficulties Interlude: A Cat Tries to Use an iPad

Does the braun man have a pair?

Just checking in with Richard

Twilight Sparkle, the nerdy intellectual

Hamster powered submarine

Madison man runs afoul of the law