Thursday, December 4, 2014

"If I stop making these video's, then you know whats happened to me"



Leading comments:

"is your wife filming this? you lucky guy."

"Seriously is this like a fetish...?"
       "Nope, just one man's hobby."

"that guy is serious problem to global warming."

"Why wont my farts light on fire i fart so hard just doesnt work"
       "maybe you're not holding the flame close enough?"


and, from the star of the video himself:

"If I stop making these video's, then you know whats happened to me"

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Friday, August 29, 2014

Mumbo & Jive Buzzkill Fridays

Note: Each Friday, Mumbo & Jive seeks to get your weekend started off wrong by posting a total bummer right as you are getting ready to go out, each and every Friday evening.
Welcome once again to our weekly feature here at Mumbo & Jive, where we kill your weekend buzz before it even has a chance to develop. Hope you bitches like depressing black and white photos of refugees!

The most important things that Torjam was able to bring with him were the plastic bottles he holds here. One carried drinking water, the other cooking oil. “All I could carry was this, and an axe. We couldn’t bring much, and even had to leave some other old people behind.

Mumbo & Jive Buzzkill Fridays

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Friday, July 11, 2014

Mumbo & JiveBuzzkill Fridays

Note: Each Friday, Mumbo & Jive seeks to get your weekend started off wrong by posting a total bummer right as you are getting ready to go out, each and every Friday evening.



Monday, February 3, 2014

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Wasn't me...it was sun-dried tomato & basil, not ciabatta

h/t

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No ... Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime!