Part Two of the Christmas Trilogy: A Sub-Trilogy

I only got a 40% :(

Something to get you in the mood for Christmas

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

Don't forget to listen to the music now.

Just push play...don't ask why

Nothing Suspicious Here

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Woman texting does not realize down escalator is not the stairs

Technical difficulties lead all fireworks of 30 minute fireworks show to go off in under 60 seconds

A Bike of Hornets!

An unkindness of ravens! A shrewdness of apes! A cowardice of curs! A labour of moles! A stuck of jellyfish! A flotilla of swordfish!

What you should be afraid of and what to call it.

Governor Scott Walker is Dr. Evil

From here

Who's hungry?

This man has broken the record for most beer bottles unicycled over

Something haunting about this...

One of my favorite songs.

This is not doctored in any way

This is not ironic. LMFAO really did this. I walked by when Ellie was watching this Lady Gaga video. It looks like it can't possibly serious...but it is...like it should be an ad for a John C. Reilly movie...but it's not...

Baguette Vending Machine

24-7

Best News Graphic Ever

Your Dad's a Hipster!

dadsaretheoriginalhipster

Winning the Erection

This seriously happened, & judging by the wording, it is entirely possible that this is a wonderful living pun:

"a continuous shrinkage of the private sector"