...nothing unusual here...

...but then the batter, plate, and catcher are all scooped up and carried backward through the backstop as they disintegrate...

me start to really freak out...please someone call the girl scout

You: cookie showing
and
Me: hunger growing
Let's get skim milk flowing
WE'LL START THIS SNACK GOING BABY!

Mascot races never made SportsCenter before Sausagegate

Technical difficulties cause entire fireworks show to go off in under 15 seconds

Mumbo & Jive proudly reported on a similar occurrence last year.

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

String of bad luck: this link, dating from 2002, also doesn't have any images. Click on the words, I guess.

Who told you you could eat my cookies?!?!

“He never did,” Fong says. “I bought it myself.”

Yep, this page actually has zero pictures, so you're going to have to click on fucking words instead of a picture. What indignity.

However, since there is no picture, I'll give you a hint: it's about bowling.

Don't make me fuck you up

That looks like a comfortable ride

Yeah, his mom sewed them all

You win, Japan

Take note, Michael Cera

The police are so scary and it makes my diarrhea, which as you know is chronic, worse.

Celts deadlocked in nuclear war with Vikings, Americans

DROP IT

life...uh...finds a way

mmmmmmmmmm...synthesizer

The Laws of Physics

Running commuter rail is just mumbo and jive