What an odd coincidence...the only words I know in Korean are "heeeeeeeeeeey, sexy lady"

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!1!111!!!!!!!

Tornadoes of fire!

film-maker

Hint of Lame

A schoolboy has stumbled across a rare piece of whale vomit that could be worth a staggering $40,000

Nothing Unusual Here

Man 1, Bank 0

Where you think you're going baby?!?!?!

In the comments, vote for which post is better...this one or DROP IT.

A mother bear and her three cubs broke into a Norwegian cabin this week, reportedly drinking more than 100 beers, eating all the food and even knocking over a wall.

Nilsen says paw prints on the cabin windows and bear excrement outside the dwelling leave little doubt they were responsible. And besides, your average criminals don't typically break down a wall when the front door will work just fine.

Not made up: Wild fox and boar help three kangaroos escape from zoo

You weren't imagining it; dogs really do "have to close their eyes to prevent damage from the extreme centrifugal forces"

Sorry, another post without a picture. The indignity of clicking on words.

What if the Legend of Zelda was a Spaghetti Western?

Bromine! Iodine! Lithium! Flourine! Boron!

...nothing unusual here...

...but then the batter, plate, and catcher are all scooped up and carried backward through the backstop as they disintegrate...

me start to really freak out...please someone call the girl scout

You: cookie showing
and
Me: hunger growing
Let's get skim milk flowing
WE'LL START THIS SNACK GOING BABY!

Mascot races never made SportsCenter before Sausagegate

Technical difficulties cause entire fireworks show to go off in under 15 seconds

Mumbo & Jive proudly reported on a similar occurrence last year.

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

String of bad luck: this link, dating from 2002, also doesn't have any images. Click on the words, I guess.

Who told you you could eat my cookies?!?!