Improve your Chinese takeout wushu

Yeah, we've been doing this totally wrong:

FAVORITE TAG PARTICIPANT: DENNEHY / FAVORITE TAG SITE: MISSOULA

SHOCKING BUT TRUE: Rich person forced to fly economy class--lives to tell the tale--and does

You truly are lawyers for asses: Another Braun Man-approved internet website

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

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Mumbo & Jive Play on Words Alert: "Being both men of elevated minds..."

"...it was a global dick-wagging contest on a scale never before seen in human history..."

Mumbo & Jive irony alert: "...and then come home and bomb Cambodia..."

Cows to horriffic traffic accident: "NBD"

All cows survived unharmed.

...ummm...

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

This song made a party mixxx back in 2008.

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

Some sort of craziness seems to have taken hold in Kansas

Best. Victory dance. Ever. (via)

Another installment of Mumbo & Jive's series: I guess they'll play that on the radio

I'll wear your grand dad's coat
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat

Belonging to a separate instalment of They should play that on the radio, the same guys also made this incredible video about Washington's referendum 74:

Mumbo & Jive end of 2012 countdown of the best posts from 2010

As 2012 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2010. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2010.

Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from January 14, 2010.

Editor's Note: Special recognition should be extended to the original poster, Zay, for grabbing a screen shot that fully captures his complete failure at life.

Matt: http://firstpersontetris.com/#

me: oh my god

think i'm gonna be sick

Matt: isnt that great

me: that was the worst thing ever

Matt: best

Mumbo & Jive end of 2012 countdown of the best posts from 2010

As 2012 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2010. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2010.

Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from March 29, 2010.

Mumbo & Jive celebrates its 100000000th post

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

With our last post, we finally reached the 256 mark. Warm congratulations is extended to the entire Mumbo & Jive family: our entire staff (Iz, Briz, Chriz, The Braun Man, Jake & Mr. Photogenic), our muse (William Peabody Raiford), our hundreds of lovers, and you, one of our thousands of readers.

Here is to the next 256 posts!

What is a Newton?

it's complicated

Ok, so this guy's arms represent the right and left atria, his legs the right and left ventricles of the heart. He first demonstrates what a normal heart beat lis like. Then, he demonstrates every type of dysfunction in heart beat rhythm, or "arrhythmia" an unfortunate human heart can experience. Hilarity ensues. Apparently, this is an extraordinarily difficult concept to grasp, and it is basically impossible to explain this in a book. Hence, educators have to resort to unorthodox means of teaching this to students. This is one of the best: