I'm sorry. I should feed it, maybe?

At first, I thought someone dropped a bunch of flaming car tires onto the unsuspecting town below...

Mumbo & Jive Badass Fridays

Here at Mumbo & Jive, we like to highlight a total fucking badass for our readers each and every Friday. With much debate from our staff, we settled on Bayard Rustin for this week's badass:

"I love Jesus, it's just that his followers are a bunch of hideous fuckers" -Gandhi

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

Because I couldn't remember which one it was:

Improve your Chinese takeout wushu

Yeah, we've been doing this totally wrong:

FAVORITE TAG PARTICIPANT: DENNEHY / FAVORITE TAG SITE: MISSOULA

SHOCKING BUT TRUE: Rich person forced to fly economy class--lives to tell the tale--and does

You truly are lawyers for asses: Another Braun Man-approved internet website

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

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Mumbo & Jive Play on Words Alert: "Being both men of elevated minds..."

"...it was a global dick-wagging contest on a scale never before seen in human history..."

Mumbo & Jive irony alert: "...and then come home and bomb Cambodia..."

Cows to horriffic traffic accident: "NBD"

All cows survived unharmed.

...ummm...

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

This song made a party mixxx back in 2008.

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

Some sort of craziness seems to have taken hold in Kansas

Best. Victory dance. Ever. (via)

Another installment of Mumbo & Jive's series: I guess they'll play that on the radio

I'll wear your grand dad's coat
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat

Belonging to a separate instalment of They should play that on the radio, the same guys also made this incredible video about Washington's referendum 74: