You'll never believe what happened right before this song came on the radio(?)

Mumbo & Jive Presents: BD Presents: A Deft and Anonymous Touch

Oh man, that's the coolest yvnisHvi thing I've ever seen! You'll just have to watch this totally awesome video to find out what's so vnisnvnHyHnv

Birds: Winged Zombie Annihilators

Ridiculous auto cat rectal. Birdseed!

"For instance, I can take this lady who's been evacuating from a hurricane zone and move it over here."

for no journalistic purpose

I use the fluorescent paper.

Five colors.

GYRADOS uses FLY...it doesn't affect DIGDUG!

Wasn't that the one where Alec Baldwin climbs a Himalayan mountain to learn how to disappear and kick people in the face?

I just can't stay in character!

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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...now that is one steamy video...

...great...something else i've never done that everyone else apparently has...as if i'm not wierd enough already

“I hope it hasn’t damaged my eyes.”

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU GET A NORMAL FUCKING JOB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU FUCKING HIPPIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Any ideas for a soundtrack? Keep Rockin' Me Baby? Come on and Dance? Take the Money and Run? Jet Airliner?

I don't get a beer gut because I work out like 4 hours every day HIGH FIVE

...no fair, you cheated...

...quick game of pickup...

(do yourself a favour and turn down the volume...it's ridiculously loud)