Wasn't me...it was sun-dried tomato & basil, not ciabatta

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You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No ... Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime!

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?

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Mumbo & Jive end of 2013 countdown of the best posts of 2009

As 2013 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2009. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2009.


Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from August 31, 2009.

Retro Thursday: What were we laughing about in 2008?: 2003 edition

Mumbo & Jive end of 2013 countdown of the best posts of 2009

As 2013 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2009. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2009.


Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from November 2, 2009, entitled Goat Win, and tagged Goat, Win.

Mumbo & Jive end of 2013 countdown of the best posts of 2009

As 2013 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2009. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2009.


Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from August 29, 2009.

Mumbo & Jive end of 2013 countdown of the best posts of 2009

As 2013 wraps up, the staff of Mumbo & Jive thought our readers would appreciate a look back at the top posts of 2009. Through democratic input from all staff here, we hope you will warmly remember the best of Mumbo & Jive from 2009.


Mumbo & Jive readers will fondly remember this post from November 25, 2009.

Editor's Note: The original video was (unsurprisingly) taken down but el krecko was (equally unsurprisingly) able to find it reposted elsewhere.

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Sales of the SUV for October increased by a staggering 59%

You'll never believe what happened right before this song came on the radio(?)

Mumbo & Jive Presents: BD Presents: A Deft and Anonymous Touch

Oh man, that's the coolest yvnisHvi thing I've ever seen! You'll just have to watch this totally awesome video to find out what's so vnisnvnHyHnv

Birds: Winged Zombie Annihilators

Ridiculous auto cat rectal. Birdseed!

"For instance, I can take this lady who's been evacuating from a hurricane zone and move it over here."

for no journalistic purpose

I use the fluorescent paper.

Five colors.

GYRADOS uses FLY...it doesn't affect DIGDUG!

Wasn't that the one where Alec Baldwin climbs a Himalayan mountain to learn how to disappear and kick people in the face?