Buongiorno

I figured my first post should be all about style and class, the following video oozes both

The two tilts from Michael Alden on Vimeo.

First Person Tetris

Matt: http://firstpersontetris.com/#

me: oh my god

think i'm gonna be sick

Matt: isnt that great

me: that was the worst thing ever

Matt: best

This racism is killing me inside

Netflix queues by city/zip code.

Will it waffle?

My wish has been granted!

Mac & Coke

"My buddy's wife works at McDonald's HQ in greater Chicago. The reason fountain Coke at McD's tastes better than other forms is they refrigerate the concentrate from the time it's made until it's used. This preserves the flavor. It holds the flavor better and it stays until it's mixed with the "soda water" in the machine. Other forms of Coke are mixed months earlier and go relatively "stale" from the time of bottling to consumption."

Via Deadspin. Boobs if you click the link.

Brings me back...

2009 Darwin Awards

Runner Up:

(3 June 2009, North Carolina) Greensboro was innundated with four inches of pouring rain in two hours, stranding several cars on flooded roads. Rosanne T., 50, was not deterred. She hopped on her moped and drove to a convenience store where she "possibly had a beer," according to her mother, before deciding to blunder home through the storm. She phoned home to say, "My moped has two rubber wheels, Mom, I'll be fine."

North Carolina does not require a license to own a moped.
Ms. T. had acquired hers two years previously after a DUI conviction.

The Highway Patrol had blocked off several roads that were inundated with water, including Rosanne's path home. But she rode right past the officer and the barriers, lost control of her vehicle, and fell into the swollen creek below. The officer retrieved rope from his vehicle and proceeded to haul her from the water.

He then interviewed the woman, probably inquiring about her motivation for speeding through a roadblock during a flash flood. When the officer returned to his patrol car to call for assistance, Rosanne took the opportunity to escape--by jumping back into the creek!

The officer attempted to rescue her again, but alas, it was too late.

The victim's mother speculated that her daughter's motivation for jumping into a flooded creek was to rescue her drowning moped. "She loved that thing."


Read the rest at Darwin Awards

But I'm protecting them...

Rollerblading

Irony.
Screw you Aziz.
But damn
still funny.

Merry Xmas

Best School Day Ever

Goat eyes. [Kermit and Cephalopods included.]

Photo by FatKid32

Identifying Goat Eye Syndrome

If a researcher is unsure about whether or not a subject has GES, follow this simple test:

1. Stare in the animal’s eyes. Do you feel as though you are looking at a completely alien life form, one that cannot be influenced by reason or any known persuasion or impetus? Do you feel as though you are staring into the cold, infinite depths of the void, and the void, in turn, is marking you for its own? Do you think it probable Nietzsche was driven mad not by syphilis but by the unrelenting horror captured in this gaze? If so, the beast in question probably has GES.

2. Does the gaze of the animal make you sweat blood and speak in backwards Latin? If so, the beast in question probably has GES.

3. Does the gaze of the creature cause stroke, cardiac arrest, or other vascular distress? If so, the creature probably has GES.

4. Do the creature’s eyes give a feeling of drowning, strangulation, or cold and clammy death? If so, the creature is probably an octopus, and is wrapping you in its tentacles. In this case, grab the tail of a passing swordfish and use it to cut your way loose.


Thanks Boing Boing
and more importantly Professor Eustace P. Toffeynuts III, Ph.D., D.D.T., L.S.D.

THE LINXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!

WATCH OUT FOR LINxPNEL IN YOUR EYE!!!!!!!

TOPLESSNESS:
MILLER WANTS $$$$

BILL PLYMPTON HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH "THE HEAD"; THE MAXX RAISED ME; CHAMPLOO AND BASTERDS TOO

OF COURSE HE STOLE THEM. THEY ARE FUCKING BADASS

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!...waaaait

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POLITICS:

WORST CAMPAIGN EVER

BUT WHAT IF IT IS!?!?!?!

LOOK I KNOW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE IN, BUT....AND HARPER'S JUST KIND OF TAKES THE WIND OUT OF MY SAILS

TEXAS, REALLY? HOUSTON HAS A GAY MAYOR AND THERE'S OIL. HOW 'BOUT ONE OF THE OTHER ONES DOWN THERE. YOU KNOW WHICH ONES.

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LOBLAWS:

THIS GUY LITERALLY HAS A REGULAR ROUNDUP OF THESE. THINK ABOUT THAT EVERY TIME YOU TRY NOT TO LOOK NERVOUS AROUND POLICE

JUST WEIRD

LOOK HIM UP IF YOU HAVE TO, JUST KNOW NEVER TO SET FOOT IN ARIZONA AGAIN IF HE RUNS AND WINS

AND

POTPOURRI

heyy wahts up ?

Tiger Woods, 100% Asian

Too much to say about this...

Sketchy Santas

Mary Pat Wallen

One of a Kind was inspiring!
Thanks, Johnny!

Victims! Victims! Victims!